Kids of Horror Rolling Tray

Hey, you! Yeah, you. The one scrolling endlessly through an ocean of boring rolling trays. Feast your eyes on this: a tray that answers the burning question, "What would Freddy, Jason, and Michael look like if they all went to preschool together?"

Welcome to the tray that’s as disturbingly adorable as a kitten in a Jason mask. No, your eyes aren't playing tricks on you. Those are real horror icons immortalized as cute little kiddos. Aww, doesn't lil' Freddy look precious with his baby glove?

Let's talk color. You like gray? Cool, it's gray. But not just any gray, it’s "I-just-saw-a-ghost" gray. And those red splatters? Yeah, that's not paint; it's the blood of lesser trays that couldn't make the cut. Or maybe it's paint. I'll never tell.

You thought we’d stick to traditional green leaves? Haha, how quaint. Feast your eyes on the rebellious trio of red, orange, and black cannabis leaves that practically scream, "We're not in Kansas anymore!"

As for size? It’s 11.5x7.5x0.5 inches of pure terror... or joy, depending on how you look at it. Big enough to hold all your "tobacco-related" items, but not so big that it becomes a murder weapon. Unless you're really determined, I guess.

Cleaning it? Easier than surviving a horror movie when you’re not the one who tripped. Just wipe it down with a damp cloth. But please, for the love of all that's holy and unholy, do not stick this bad boy in the dishwasher. It's a work of art, not last night’s lasagna dish.

Shipping & Returns:

We’ll get this masterpiece to you faster than you can say, "Don't go in the basement!" That's 3-5 business days for those not fluent in horror movie tropes. And returns? You're joking, right? This beauty is custom-made; we only take it back if you can prove it's haunted.

Disclaimer:

Be at least 18 or whatever age you need to be to handle "tobacco" in your jurisdiction. This is a rolling tray, not a rite of passage. Make wise choices.

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So, what are you waiting for? Hit that "Add to Cart" button before these kiddo icons grow up and realize they're too cool for you.